Lie #8 - pants

I forgot to mention that after the Times Square debacle on Monday, I caught the subway downtown to go back to my office. I've got to say I was pretty much in the dumps besides feeling chilly. I ran into, of all people, Charlie Todd, who took one look at me and told me to put some pants on. Little did I know that at that moment I started a revolution. Charlie told me he was declaring March 31st National For Godsakes Put On Your Pants Day.