Lie #10 - damn lies

Today I told a lie. O.K., that's not true; in fact I did not lie at all today. Um, so I guess that part about me telling a lie isn't true. Now look what you made me do! I wouldn't have told any lies at all until you made me lie about lying. This is all your fault. I think we need to put Chelsea Clinton on the spot and demand that she explain all this! If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen. If somebody runs for president, do they think they're someone special? Who is this so-called "Monica Lewinsky," anyway! We need to give Kenneth Starr another $40,000,000 so he can investigate Whitewater, Kenneth Foster's "suicide," and the blue dress. Since all this inflation, that might now cost $80,000,000--but every penny would be well spent if we can at last find the truth! Bill Clinton needs to be impeached again--otherwise we will never be able to put these questions to rest once and for all! And if impeaching him twice doesn't do it, I say impeach him again!! There hasn't been anywhere near enough impeaching around here lately!