Bai Ling on her way to the airport:
Bai Ling one hour later being booked on suspicion of stealing $16.22 worth of batteries and magazines from a store at the airport:
Need I say more? Pay for your batteries and magazines. Don't disturb the peace.*
*Note to Bai Ling: If you'd just asked me, I would have bought the batteries and magazines for you and none of this would have happened. Stop being so shy and call me. Disturbing the peace does not pay.
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