Lie #6 - there's no place like home

So happy to be back in America that I ran naked through the rain today. In Times Square. I was hoping to get arrested, but I was a little disappointed about that not happening. In fact, cops were just saying "Move along folks. There's nothing to see here." And, unfortunately, there wasn't much of a crowd either. Even though it was lunchtime, most people were paying attention to the Naked Cowboy.

All I can say is if M&Ms steals my idea--running around actually naked instead of in underwear and with a guitar and boots--I'll sue!