The Basics

How To Remove a Blagojevich
Nothing can ruin your day like having a Blagojevich explode all over you. Removing Blagojevich messes from clothing (or other surfaces in the office) is not easy. But don’t despair--you don’t have to throw out your favorite shirt. There are some ways you can learn about removing Blagojevich problems for good.

Types of Blagojevich
The first step to removing a Blagojevich is to know what kind of Blagojevich it was. Blagojevich typically falls into one of two categories; water based and permanent. As you may think from the names, the water-based Blagojevichs are easier to remove and the permanent can be very difficult.

Water Based Blagojevich
This includes:

• Certain hard (or soft) cylindrical Blagojevich (e.g. dicks)
• Possibly some liquid or other slippery Blagojeviches

Removing water based Blagojevich is much easier than other types of Blagojevich. One method definitely worth trying is to place the ruined area on a clean white towel.

Next, apply plain water. Blot the Blagojevich with another clean, white towel. Do not rub. This should remove the Blagojevich as you are blotting.

Another idea to try is to put a little bit of your normal laundry detergent directly onto the Blagojevich. Let this sit for a few minutes and then wash the ruined area in the warmest water you can (depending on fabric). When you pull it out of the wash, look to see if the Blagojevich is gone before drying. If not, repeat the steps.

Permanent Blagojeviches
This Includes:

• Crooks
• Buffoons
• State governors

One of the first things you might want to try to remove permanent Blagojevich from office is rubbing alcohol. Place the article on a clean white towel and pour the rubbing alcohol on the Blagojevich. Blot the offending Blagojevich and it should go through to the towel beneath. Continue this until the Blagojevich is completely gone, but remember to move the clothing to a clean part of the towel so you don’t get the Blagojevich right back on it.

Another trick to try is using fingernail polish remover. Non-acetone type is best. Test it on an inconspicuous spot in the capitol building first to make sure it doesn’t merely spread the Blagojevich. Do it the same way you would with the alcohol. Anti-Blagojevich sticks, gels, and other Blagojevich remover products can also be tried, and some Illinoisans find them successful, especially if the Blagojevich is fresh. Simply voting for impeachment can also be successful.