My fellow New Yorkers . . .

. . . Here is a picture of me:
I've had kind of a bad day, and I don't want to talk about it much.

Here is a picture of my wife:
She's pretty good looking actually, except this is a picture of her when she's thrilled to see me.

Somehow when I prepared myself for a career in public service, I expected it to be more like this:
It hasn't worked out like that as much as I'd hoped. C'mon people, cut me some slack. If I want to have a good time, it costs me $5,500 an hour. Do you know how long it takes me to get $5,500? On a government salary? A lot longer than an hour, let me tell you. Do you think you could lighten up once in a while and be a little more forgiving? Now let's pull ourselves together and focus on what's really important: the bond insurance industry.