Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Lie #43 - Stoner is the state

Perhaps you saw the news story in Georgia that began thusly:
ATLANTA -- Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children.
Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue signed a measure into law Wednesday that bans the sale of "marijuana flavored products" to minors -- anyone under 18 -- and calls for a fine of up to $500 for each offense.
The measure takes effect July 1st.
It targets businesses that sell the candies with drug-inspired names such as "Kronic Kandy" and "Pot Suckers."
The law says the candies promote drug use.
Senator Doug Stoner pushed the bill in the senate. "I don't think that folks are aware--
Now hold on a minute. Senator Stoner? So, I called him up.

"You've really come up in the world since we last spoke," told him.

"Ah, well," he said humbly.

Wearing my cool t-shirt, I went over to his house and we put on the CD of "Where There's Smoke There's Cheech and Chong."

There certainly is.

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